/prog/ memes of the week

Just a couple of memes I saw spring up recently. Every week, post your memes in this thread. So we can all have one epic thread to copy and paste memes from.

#1
I’M GUIDO
SON OF A BITCH RUBY
RUBY IS PIG
DO YOU WANT REFLECTION?
DO YOU WANT GARBAGE COLLECTION?
RUBY IS PIG DISGUSTING
MATSUMOTO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING RUBY

#2
Im not trolling btw , microcode can do anything your shitty ASM can, only faster, better and harder

OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >><Insert post numbers here>