When DB <> Naruto

Dear /prog/ SQL peeps,
Which is worse, Sybase or MS SQL Server? I have an corporate decision to make which I cannot be assed researching.

Apologies on not posting to /comp, but they are more retarded than myself over there.

Why do you guys keep impersonnating me ? Listen, that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.