When DB <> Naruto

Dear /prog/ SQL peeps,
Which is worse, Sybase or MS SQL Server? I have an corporate decision to make which I cannot be assed researching.

Apologies on not posting to /comp, but they are more retarded than myself over there.

Ok, OP here.  Sybase is faggotry, MSSQL is actually floating my boat.  And my enterprise.  Not that its a good engine or anything, but ALL my windoze shit now sits on it... time for some scripting mayhem so I can completely automate my job!!