What /prog/ramming languages do you know?

No flame wars. No retarded memes. Just give an enumeration of the programming languages you know.

C (ANSI, because k&r is retarded)
C++
Perl
Haskell
Java
x86 assembler
Python
(C)Lisp

I've written code in well over a dozen languages. However, at the moment I can only claim to be well versed in C, and to some degree Ruby and Python.

I suspect that most people claiming to know a list of languages more that four or five long will discover that they really don't. A language is more than just syntax, but libraries and idioms too. Our skills suffer bitrot, and very few people routinely write in-depth code in more than four languages at a time.