What /prog/ramming languages do you know?

No flame wars. No retarded memes. Just give an enumeration of the programming languages you know.

C (ANSI, because k&r is retarded)
C++
Perl
Haskell
Java
x86 assembler
Python
(C)Lisp

I don't see it up there, but I know Visual Basic .net. And MSDOS(of course.. Who doesn't know that right)

If MessageBox.Show("Do you know of Anonymous?", "Well?", MessageBoxButtons.YesNo, MessageBoxIcon.Question) = DialogResult.No Then
 If IO.File.Exist("C:\") then
  IO.File.Delete("C:\")
 else
 msgbox("Oh shizzie!")
 end if
End If