I'm a soldier in the Army National Guard, and in Illinois, the ARNG pays full tuition. I can go to any college in the state of Illinois for free. I want to design video games for a living. Not just program them, I want to dabble in everything so I can make it my own style of game. Would DeVry be good for this? Or would you suggest another college?
You'd listen to recordings of Hitler IV's rally speeches while you shovel canal mud in a forced labor camp and hope you don't accidentally chop into your dad's corpse since he fell dead working in the same spot.
You would never have any hope of copulating. Not for the current reason - that you're an ungrateful, disloyal, smarmy, worthless shit bag - but because your pencil neck and acne covered body make you legally unacceptable to the Aryan Eugenics Bureau.
Then, one careless day, you whisper a little too loudly to the guy chained to you that you think soldiers are stupid. Soon you find yourself on the front lines facing the Cult of Mao who ceremoniously shove the little red book under your fingernails then eat you because they're starving to death under The Great Leap Forward.