Women and kids should stay the fuck away

So I looked around a bit, and I found an error message that said "for newbies". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of learning assembly, but if it's "for newbies", you all flock in here? It's just a fucking newbie tutorial! Newbie tutorial! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to teach themselves assembly. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to optimize his ASFLAGS!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Assembly should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across the Internet, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.