Fuck OOP

I'm stuck in an IRC channel of retards thinking OOP is the greatest thing since sliced bread. EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use languages which can implement their own object system, and have no need for such useless bloat. Let's face it; people who love OOP, love it because it allows them to think they're being productive. Fuck you fags and fuck your fucking shitty paradigm.

"BAD PROGRAMMERS SAY INTERFACES ARE USELESS. HUR HUR HUR"

I don't know very much about OOP but what I especially like about C++ over C is, that you can have both, methods and attributes inside classes. No polymorphism and all that, just nicely structured methods and attributes. Winapi and other non OOP libraries suck ass because they just throw thousands of methods, attributes, typedefs and whatever all over the place.