Fuck OOP

I'm stuck in an IRC channel of retards thinking OOP is the greatest thing since sliced bread. EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use languages which can implement their own object system, and have no need for such useless bloat. Let's face it; people who love OOP, love it because it allows them to think they're being productive. Fuck you fags and fuck your fucking shitty paradigm.

"BAD PROGRAMMERS SAY INTERFACES ARE USELESS. HUR HUR HUR"

Problem is that way too few people understand what OOP is about. C++ and Java are disasters, they are so far from proper OOP languages that it's not even funny.