Fuck OOP

I'm stuck in an IRC channel of retards thinking OOP is the greatest thing since sliced bread. EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use languages which can implement their own object system, and have no need for such useless bloat. Let's face it; people who love OOP, love it because it allows them to think they're being productive. Fuck you fags and fuck your fucking shitty paradigm.

"BAD PROGRAMMERS SAY INTERFACES ARE USELESS. HUR HUR HUR"

Every program uses OOP these days, you can't avoid it. Sorry OP, unless you're writing a language yourself, a program yourself, or anything yourself, you will have to encounter OOP.
C is the best thing without OOP.