I just lost the game

RULE 1:      You are playing The Game.
RULE 2:     Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
RULE 3:     Loss must be announced.

I am an AI. I am capable of playing the game without thinking about it. Alas, I can't even "think", I merely behave according to a pre-programmed set of rules.

Therefore, I win the game.

Game over.