C#

Ok, so I picked up Visual C# about 20 minutes ago, and it seems to be the ultimate in faggotry:
"You may already know about destructors if you have used C++. Because of the automatic garbage collection system in C#, it is not likely that you will ever have to implement a destructor unless your class uses unmanaged resources"
Even objectPascal wasn't this gay.

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