Yes, I use Haskell

So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my monadic soul long ago and I am Happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute lexical analyzer!). We have a fucking lot of users in and outside of #haskell and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and write your stupid imperative shit while I transform STATE with my boyfriend.

>>2
Yep.

Also, Sir OP, everybody likes Haskell here, so if you want to troll, try Java. lol, Java.

>>4
I don't like you