Funny C

I was looking at the source code for libffi, which is part of the GCC source, and came across this:

// Return stack to previous state and call the function
        add esp, 8
// FIXME: Align the stack to a 128-bit boundary to avoid
// potential performance hits.
        call [ebp + 28]
Oh god I lol'd.
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>>1
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
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