BATTLE OF THE LANGUAGES

1)State your fav. programming language
2)Fight over witch is better
3)FUN!

and... GO!

All languages suck.

- Python sucks because it has statements, variable definition hinders closures and it lacks proper tail recursion.
- Lisp sucks because it carries a huge legacy (hello "contents of address register"!), it lacks syntax for comfortable array and dictionary use, and it requires certain fetaures of an editor unless you want to go insane.
- Lua sucks because of its weak typing, statements, and more stuff I don't know Lua enough to tell.
- Ruby sucks because of its god awful syntax, and more stuff I don't know Ruby enough to tell.
- Perl sucks bec/("#$&)=/)("#/"?#%(2789Q#%, stupid subs, stupid references, stupid Hungarian notation, etc.
- JavaScript sucks because of its weak typing, fucked up array, half fucked up objects and fucked up for with arrays
- PHP sucks because of its lack of nested scopes, true first-class functions, weak typing and low-quality standard library
- Java sucks because... well, let's leave it at that.