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BATTLE OF THE LANGUAGES

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 1:08 ID:aI///Z9I

1)State your fav. programming language
2)Fight over witch is better
3)FUN!

and... GO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 1:43 ID:YKGrFWOb

4) ????
5) PROFIT !

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:21 ID:BGPVboSq

spanish

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:25 ID:wmli1c9R

English motherfucker. Do you perchance happen to speak it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:32 ID:i39WbKem

French

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:33 ID:BdHs6DHU

ISO 8879

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:47 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:50 ID:3hvPVPq4

Language is an implementation detail and therefore too low level for a Satori achiever to consider. I write programs in my mind to consider their abstract beauty. I would not sully that beauty by having a computer execute them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 7:58 ID:BdHs6DHU

>>8

On the contrary, the beauty of a computer is that its most basic unit is a number. And not just any old number, this number is special in that it only has two states - 0 and 1, True and False, the Nothing and the Everything.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 8:07 ID:q6VtLuKu

I secretly love java but I tell everyone I know it blows and they should learn lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 8:09 ID:ctftOtZq

Arabic is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 8:17 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 8:43 ID:Heaven

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 8:46 ID:lfadqpLj

Factor or ISO C99 or Quantum Brainfuck or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 9:06 ID:htysGyVF

>>8
Win

>>11
Like programming languages, this is a matter of the right tool for the job. Arabic is superior and the lingua franca for terrorism. If you're a serious terrorist, you gotta speak Arabic. That's how you do business in the terrorist world.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 9:16 ID:Heaven

>>15
the smart terrorists speak french because no sane person would want to learn such an ugly language, and the people who do speak it don't care about terrorism.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 9:34 ID:wmli1c9R

C# is actually pretty good, it's like they took the best features from C++ and Java. More people should check it out

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 9:35 ID:PZuiZ0mp

anything you retards don't like must be an awesome language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 13:30 ID:RoLIsgZL

developers developers developers developers

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 14:44 ID:uxfRf31V

"developers developers developers developers"
- Bryce's Law

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 19:35 ID:aI///Z9I

""developers developers developers developers"
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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 21:40 ID:uxfRf31V

>>17
I'll check out C# if you check out Lisp. Yeah, thought not.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 21:50 ID:p9hLQIfv

>>22
you can pick up c# in a day.
If you know java you know c#

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 22:27 ID:d3PQISho

>>23
This man speaks truth. C# is Java for the terminally retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 23:10 ID:wmli1c9R

>>24
C# is really nice, I don't think it's cool that you're dissing it

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 23:15 ID:uxfRf31V

>>25
I am cool. I am always cool.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 23:16 ID:p9hLQIfv

>>24
actually, to me c# isn't worse than java. it's an equal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 23:42 ID:wmli1c9R

>>26
But you are not >>24

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 0:49 ID:i661uSwv

NO ONE SAID LISP YET YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 1:29 ID:j/vwzsI+

I love all the languages I know for different reasons:
C, C++, C#, Java, Perl, TCL, LISP
But then again I didn't bother to learn languages that were fucked by concept from the beginning (PHP, VB)

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 1:48 ID:L3j7Y5FT

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 1:49 ID:yhQI3kLU

>>29
THAT'S BECAUSE FACTOR IS SUPERIOR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 4:41 ID:+2X/nayS

FREEBASIC OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 5:30 ID:ZxYOIt5q

Of coure Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 5:41 ID:gPjXLMXS

Python, Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 6:57 ID:J1yhZpGg

C# is actually pretty good, it's like they took the best features from C++ and Java.

So, what, it's the empty set?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 7:09 ID:gPjXLMXS

>>36
Lol, win

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 7:23 ID:LWy/mr0/

C++ for t3h EXPERT GAMERZ PROGRAMMERS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 7:37 ID:LWy/mr0/

>>30
JEEZ ppl!
Im still making pretty good websites with php and mysql!
Tell me what is better and why is php so much hated

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-12 8:32 ID:4ZpCfIlX

>>39

I've worked as a PHP "programmer" for a while and it's other people with shitty code that ruined it for me. Plus the gaping security holes they didn't give two shits about..

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