Why would anyone want to do this?


<?php
// get instance of Java class java.lang.System in PHP
$system = new Java('java.lang.System');

// demonstrate property access
echo 'Java version=' . $system->getProperty('java.version') . '<br />';
echo 'Java vendor=' . $system->getProperty('java.vendor') . '<br />';
echo 'OS=' . $system->getProperty('os.name') . ' ' .
             $system->getProperty('os.version') . ' on ' .
             $system->getProperty('os.arch') . ' <br />';

// java.util.Date example
$formatter = new Java('java.text.SimpleDateFormat',
                      "EEEE, MMMM dd, yyyy 'at' h:mm:ss a zzzz");

echo $formatter->format(new Java('java.util.Date'));
?>

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That's actually pretty neat.

lol Java in php, now ive seen it all :)

This is the most ENTERPRISE thing I've seen in ages.

>>5
"Enterprise" does not belong in the same context as PHP.

WTF? EXPERT ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMING?

PHP is not enterprise. It's small, simple, open source and hackish. Not enterprise.

An ENTERPRISE SOLUTION must offer the high-availability, scalable performance to suit your business needs in mission-critical applications, reducing operating costs and helping to maintain your service level agreement.

In other words, Java.

>>8
not enterprise enough needs moar:
AJAX
synergy
WEB 2.0
XML
synchronization

An enterprise-grade AJAX and XML-based Web 2.0 solution offers the scalability and high-availability that suits your business needs, in order to help your business to maximize profits by reducing operating costs and optimizing cash flows of mission-critical business operations, creating synergy between the different departments of your business which allow you to discover business logic and ensure your business can maintain your Service Level Agreement. It includes a professional Content Management System that uses workflows to define business operation logic and can be synchronized to your Business Intelligence portal and your Enterprise Resource Planning application.

>>10
Oh god, I could actually understand that.  I'm off now to become an hero.

Fuck, so could I. :(

IHBT

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