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ITT, ask God

Name: God 2007-06-23 15:55 ID:Bd9EX0tp

I am the programmer of the universe, ask me questions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:56 ID:P5l+cPqT

You used Lisp, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 15:58 ID:Heaven

Dear God,

Which programming language have you used to write our universe?

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:00 ID:Heaven

>>3
>>2 is right, I used LISP.

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:00 ID:Bd9EX0tp

I am God, do you have any other questions ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 16:02 ID:P5l+cPqT

How many unpatched security holes are there at the moment? Also, care to disclose details on any of them?

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:03 ID:Bd9EX0tp

>>6
Since I am an almighty programmer, there are none. But if you find one you can report it by sending an email to : God@heaven.com

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:04 ID:Bd9EX0tp

I am God, do you have any other questions ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 16:05 ID:P5l+cPqT

How many LoC, total?

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:07 ID:Bd9EX0tp

>>9
ALMIGHTY PROGRAMMERS don't count lines of code.

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:09 ID:Bd9EX0tp

I am God, do you have any other questions ?

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:17 ID:Bd9EX0tp

All the Universe runs on the same server, any specific questions about it ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 16:22 ID:+Gt83qs0

Could you please open source it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 16:23 ID:9N786+lz

lol u tk him 2da bar|

Name: ID not related 2007-06-23 16:24 ID:Heaven

>>12
Your design is shit. No, I have no questions, I prefer to ask those who I think might have the answers.

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:46 ID:Bd9EX0tp

>>13
I think that you don't understand that there is too many BBCode and LISP procedures that even EXPERT PROGRAMMERS couldn't comprehend. Only ALMIGHTY PROGRAMMERS can understand the code of The Universe. But you can get a part of my knowledge by reading SICP.
>>15
I AM God

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 16:47 ID:P5l+cPqT

Are there any easter eggs?

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:50 ID:Bd9EX0tp

>>17
No.

Name: God 2007-06-23 16:51 ID:Bd9EX0tp

I am God, do you have any other questions ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 17:15 ID:6ovS+8ns

God, you don't exist, but you still want me to clean around your asshole with my tongue. Do you see the apparent contradiction here?

Name: FairX 2007-06-23 17:30 ID:wzjGqac4

>>1

[root@heaven /] # rm -rf /; cat > README
    hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
    http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php^D

-- FairX the hax0r

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 18:32 ID:blBMT7kc

I hope your daughter gets raped by negroes on cocaine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 14:47 ID:BKaBelxa

>>21
Congratulations, you removed the 'cat' binary before you could execute it. You fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 14:59 ID:g7JsyGFL

Dear God, why did you invent Genetic Sexual Attraction you old pervert?  You think this is what I want out of my life?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 15:11 ID:6KCniVf2

Why did you not remove the 'nipples' header file when you compiled male humans?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 15:11 ID:O1w3+Bwk

http://xkcd.com/c224.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 15:59 ID:5eeFBpaZ

>>23

It's built in to the shell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 3:02 ID:Heaven

>>27

not in bash or zsh it isn't. that's echo.

Name: God 2007-06-27 18:30 ID:57TBqujM

>>24
Not enough people in Hell yet.
>>25
I did, but it appears by itself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 18:41 ID:F4GEmOZP

>>23
SOME PEOPLE JUST DONT GET JOKES.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 23:32 ID:Dcc4Xqnj

can you nuke it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 23:33 ID:AEMHJYzt

>>30
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T USE UNIX.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 4:11 ID:wW0TSdYq

God, if Lisp created the Universe, and the Universe created people, then who gets credit for creating every language besides Lisp?  Man? Or Lisp?

Also, say the Universe were rewritten to be compiled, how long would that take?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 6:11 ID:NGVHXGBu

>>1
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-29 13:50 ID:juDrzcvG

>>34

Maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-29 14:10 ID:JkDjx5pE

>>34
lol'd and intruige'd

Name: God 2007-06-30 1:09 ID:fRIgWocC

>>33
1) I do. Except for Python, I leave it to man.
2) Over 1/0 years.
>>34
TIME PARADOX

Name: God 2007-07-01 15:43 ID:Zwo40FPI

I am God, do you have any other questions ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 16:04 ID:93r7F9z1

How much phlegm would Errol Flynn fling, if Errol Flynn could fling phlegm?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 18:16 ID:cY91/V05

>>38
Is the firmware upgradeable?
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