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The Greatest Hack in History

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-19 16:40 ID:eQuM2LVO

/b/ humbly requests your help in hacking the state-run firewalls of the People's Republic of China.  Specifically,

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/30355574.html#30360723

If /prog/ feels it is up to the task, say so in this thread, in the /b/ thread linked to above, and the 420chan /i/ thread linked to below.

http://disc.420chan.org/i/res/3878.html

Name: panda !N8Yn.I/WbM 2007-06-20 23:25 ID:hecanueW

BRACE FOR CAPS LOCK!!!!1!!!

We need somebody to create a nigratrojan.  We would then distribute this nigratrojan to all of our brothas, and we shall infect ourselves (and turn off any kind of security/antivirus).  This will hopefully turn our computers into a huge /b/otnet, ready to attack at will.

We need to make the nigratrojan look involuntary though.  If we get v&, we can just say that it was installed without our consent. 

Imagine, a voluntary /b/otnet made of both /b/rothas and their infected family members.  Once this botnet reaches epic proportions, we unleash our fury and fire our lazrs.

Epicness will ensue.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 1:05 ID:t0ZlAlNW

i for one will install a zombie program AS LONG as i get it checked by a friend first so i know im not being suckered

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 3:43 ID:Heaven

>>41
There is no way anybody is going to take orders from a tripfag.

Eat shit and die.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 14:33 ID:7UFVxlaR

we need people in china

also: japanese chans would be in on this, as would russian ones.

lets make it a worldwide effort

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 14:38 ID:t0ZlAlNW

about this bot, is every chan just going to infect peoples computers to do this? how will it work

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-06-21 17:09 ID:7pFxRruy

If there's anyone that deserves a raid, it is the fun-hating Chinese Communist Government.

Should this raid ever take off, this will gain a lot of supporters: This is a matter of FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND DEMOCRACY!

Think about it, your potential allies are:

+Anti-CCP Chinese citizens (our biggest ally)
+Pro-Democracy Taiwai citizens
+Dalai Lama/Tibet supporters
+Anti-Chinese Japanese citizens (IE. 2chan!)
+Falun Gong supporters/members
+Anyone in general who is pro-Freedom of Speech and Pro-Democracy

The Chinese government HAETS freedom of speech, so this is definitely lulz-worthy.

However, be wary of the Pro-CCP foreign Chinese (IE. Chinese people who don't live in mainland China). They will do whatever they can to suck the cock of Government.

The Chinese Government can be considered the 2nd last boss of the Internet, but our allies will fight with us for this is a fight worth fighting for.

Godspeed.

Name: †Invisible Sky Magician† !!6NhXIxUdD2nxfpn 2007-06-21 17:18 ID:7pFxRruy

There's a study from the universities of Harvard, Toronto, and Cambridge that gives some insight into which topics the legions of censors put the most energy into blocking [opennetinitiative.net].

Biggest surprises:
Only 18% of Chinese-language search results for "democracy" were blocked, while 90% of results about the Nine Commentaries on the Communist Party [ninecommentaries.com] were blocked.
Various proxy sites were generally not blocked.

Biggest lack of surprise: Sites related to the Tiananmen massacre and Falun Gong were thoroughly blocked.

This gives a sense of what the regime there is most afraid of people reading.

I suggest that Chinese readers find a proxy and read up on exactly these topics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 8:45 ID:IcaUYH8C

Is this serious?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 13:09 ID:e6dyyKi+

yes

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 16:52 ID:KjPZzGgL

>>48

No, it's silly nonsense

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 18:31 ID:AGsAHU8D

>>1
LISP is the greatest hack, sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:37 ID:N80GjH9z

The day McCarthy discovered LISP, humanity grew as a whole.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 14:46 ID:hMqWIKQ8

>>52
agreed

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 0:22 ID:U5URv3+T

I watch a lot of the history channel and such other channels... I vaguely remember things about the falungong thing.. I'm totally up for this, but sadly, i have no programming experience whatsoever. Good luck

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 0:23 ID:/BoqhnTb

I for one would love to attack their network head on. Take down QQ altogether.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 0:27 ID:U5URv3+T

I still think we should destroy subeta

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 0:27 ID:/BoqhnTb

I wonder what this is all going to lead up to...I anticipate  the results...

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 0:57 ID:GbC1tHF4

>>56
I still think we should destroy subeta

wait, what? it's fuqt up. http://subeta.org/

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 6:31 ID:BCQptYYe

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 12:45 ID:bCFILgWE

step 1) google language tools
step 2) browse sites through it
step 3) ???
step 4) profit!

seriously, that's how easy it is to avoid the chinese firewall... it isn't exactly the best developed one in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-10 17:19 ID:OrXvV8vE

>>1
Wait isn't 4chan still down due to the CP thing?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-11 0:17 ID:Heaven

that's awesome, a "4chan is down" post on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:19

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 13:47

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:08

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 13:33

that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

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