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Why does /prog/ hate Java?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 19:04 ID:n8LnmR6f

So, /prog/, why do you hate Java so much?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 15:27

var inRangeLinq = from x in list where x > 10 && x < 20 select x;
If I wanted to write SQL queries, I'd write SQL queries.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 16:08

>>41
Actually, I was thinking that was some kind of list comprehension until I got to the select.

in_range = [x for x in l if x > 10 and x < 20]
Or, if you prefer,
in_range = [x | x <- l, x > 10 && x < 20]
Of course Seshup has to fuck up perfectly sane and natural syntax by making it resemble one of the most hideous languages around. I guess that sort of garbage appeals to them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 16:15

(And by the way, >>38 is quite possibly uglier than all of the languages with which I am familiar. What is that new List<int>() shit?)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 17:14

ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-29 18:25

Try doing this in Java:
   delete x;

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 15:50

I am an ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 17:18

>>45
C++ is a bad language and you should feel bad for being an inferior C wannabe

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