OMFG LOLCATS ARE NOT FUNNY :'( MAKE THEM GO AWAY. I DON'T GET THE JOKES. IT'S JUST A CAT. CATS DON'T TALK. IS THAT IT? IS THAT WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY? IS IT THE PERSONIFICATION? CATS DON'T REALLY WANT CHEESEBURGERS. I PROMISE YOU, THEY DON'T. YOU ALL SCARE ME. TYPING IN ALL CAPS ANNOYS ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOU. THIS WHOLE RANT IS JUST MEDIOCRE. IT'S A MEDIOCRE RANT. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? IT'S 2AM AND I'M RANTING ABOUT LOLCATS ON 4CHAN.COM WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE? I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE. SHE WAS PRETTY. WELL, NOT THAT PRETTY. MY FRIENDS SAID SHE WAS A BUTTERFACE. I THOUGHT HER FACE WAS ALRIGHT. ANYWAY, SHE CHEATED ON ME AND THEN MARRIED SOME GUY SHE BARELY KNEW. IT WAS TRAGIC.