how do I wrote code

Seriously, I am determined to learn some programming stuff. What is a good language to start for an almost complete beginner (lol, HTML/basic CSS)?
I do not want to do anything serious yet, just write some code that will be a good introduction to C.

Help/thanks in advance.

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If you have a good academic background, and are used to abstractions, you can do it the right way by reading SICP and learning Scheme.

If you don't, you can try K&R and learn C, then read SICP and learn Scheme.

Don't bother with any of: Visual Basic, Java, C#, C++.