how do I wrote code

Seriously, I am determined to learn some programming stuff. What is a good language to start for an almost complete beginner (lol, HTML/basic CSS)?
I do not want to do anything serious yet, just write some code that will be a good introduction to C.

Help/thanks in advance.

>>13
Oh so Anonymous g+2iw1I5 has several IP addresses. How fucking nice. Well, now excuse us, the poor folk, who have only one IP address shared with 10 niggers using NAT.

>>14
Depends, is it SICP?