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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-05 17:49 ID:4Zp/Oh3P

I want to make my own textboard in C fastcgi using files instead of a sql database.
Does it sound like a good fast idea?

I just want it to be blazingly fast.

What do you think /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 15:30 ID:b+1W54TM

>>40
INCORRECT. A LIGHTWEIGHT PROCESS SHARES ITS RESOURCES WITH ITS PARENT LIKE A THREAD DOES, BUT IS STILL A PROCESS AND IS TREATED AS SUCH BY THE KERNEL, AND THUS HAS A PROCESS ID, AMONG OTHER THINGS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 16:20 ID:Heaven

PROTIP: MOST PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LAME TROLL AND A TYPICAL /PROG/ POST.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 16:33 ID:fsRGI9jv

>>42
PROTIP: NO SUCH DIFFERENCE EXISTS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 16:58 ID:BbXGf4Xu

PROTIP: MOST PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD ARE NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 17:01 ID:CqX9c8Cy

>>43
>>44
PROTIP: YOU GUYS ARE CORRECT,

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 17:19 ID:Heaven

>>45
PROTIP: THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 18:04 ID:WmFzj1Jj

>>46
INCORRECT. THREADS IN /prog/ ARE NOT OVER UNTIL THEY REACH ONE THOUSAND POSTS OR UNTIL A BOARD MODERATOR CLOSES THE THREAD.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 18:09 ID:fsRGI9jv

>>43
INCORRECT. LAME TROLLS ARE FAILED ATTEMPTS AT MAKING PEOPLE ANGRY. TYPICAL /PROG POSTS ARE HILARIOUS COMEDY, NOT AIMED AT MAKING PEOPLE ANGRY (EVEN IF THEY INCIDENTALLY DO) BUT AIMED AT EACH OF US' DAILY FIX OF LULZ.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 18:32 ID:LpR98dpP

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 0:47 ID:Nb4mwSHi

ITT CRUISE CONTROL

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 2:31 ID:Epfk1CIC

ITT FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 4:57 ID:Heaven

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 5:01 ID:kqOrFpQB

ITT HELPFUL PROTIPS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 9:07 ID:60YrCwjm

ITT, CAPS LOCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 18:52 ID:Nb4mwSHi

ITT NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-09 21:40 ID:Heaven

>>54
ITT COCK
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 4:47 ID:hWvnmFXf

LAPS COCK OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-10 5:06 ID:VvpoIkyV

IF U WERE DROPPED TO /opt TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA FLAMIN DA CUNT THAT MADE UR EBUILD!
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    WE TRUE NERDS
    WE OPTIMIZE OUR CFLAGS TOGETHER
    WE TALKIN ON IRC WITH www.opera.com TOGETHER
    send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 256 your A TRUE NERD

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:32

Name: derp 2013-01-13 14:40

no one answer or generalization is correct, ever.  for some chan sites, text files may be fine.  locking is not an issue, since two people don't need to write to the same file at the same time.  you can make the n+ faggots wait a few milliseconds.  this isn't some payrol application.  you might be surprised to find that they won't actually notice the difference in waiting from their own network latency.  if a {n} lock time passes, then fuck the fucking fuckers.  it is a chan site.  they can repost their faggy post.

Name: derp 2013-01-13 14:46

furthermore, each post within a thread could be a file with a unique extension.  your board software can reassemble them for the blah html output.  this avoids locking if you use {y} digits of microseconds.  these files only need to exist for new posts before the final html is unlocked.  ya you might need to use a filesystem like xfs or ext4 or some random b-tree religious crap.  I use a ram disk, works fine.  my web server uses about 25mb of ram even when half the /b/tards link to it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 15:56

>>60,61
Let me just hop in my DeoLoerain and tell >>1 what you said

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 16:56

>>62
You have a Delorean? Can I get a ride to the grocery store?

Name: derp 2013-01-13 16:59

>>62
thx for the replay.  I answered their question and several of the empty debates.  If you remove all the crap from this thread, it is only a few dozen words.  I have done something similar to what I suggested and it can handle about 90 posts per second, which is 89.9999 more posts per second than most chan boards need.  I bet it would work find on any of 4chans boards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:02

>>64
Thanks for your input. Now kindly return to the imageboards, derp.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:16

>>65
>>>>>LE LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FACE WHEN
>LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN GIN GIN!!!!!
>EGIN!

Name: derp 2013-01-13 17:19

>>65

I have decided that disdane is the new /b/ and my new internet home, especially since /b/ is exposing ip addresses now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:23

>>67
I don't know what ``disdane'' is, but this isn't the new /b/, and if that's where you are from then you are strongly encouraged to go back.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:25

>>67
Where is disdane? This is not disdane. Why are you here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 17:35

>>67
>TFW LE DISDANE

Name: derp 2013-01-13 19:06

>>69

disdane.4chan.org  it was shortened to dis.  many people mistakenly believe it means discussion.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 6:25

>>71
That is still not this. This is world4ch.
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