..and you said java dont curry

   public class Currier<ARG1, ARG2, RET> {
       public interface CurriableFunctor<ARG1, ARG2, RET> {
           RET evaluate(ARG1 arg1, ARG2 arg2);
       }
  
       public interface CurriedFunctor<ARG2, RET> {
           RET evaluate(ARG2 arg);
       }
  
       final CurriableFunctor<ARG1, ARG2, RET> functor;
  
       public Currier(CurriableFunctor<ARG1, ARG2, RET> fn) { functor = fn; }
      
       public CurriedFunctor<ARG2, RET> curry(final ARG1 arg1) {
           return new CurriedFunctor<ARG2, RET>() {
               public RET evaluate(ARG2 arg2) {
                   return functor.evaluate(arg1, arg2);
               }
           };
       }
  
       public static void main(String[] args) {
           Currier.CurriableFunctor<Integer, Integer, Integer> add
               = new Currier.CurriableFunctor<Integer, Integer, Integer>() {
                   public Integer evaluate(Integer arg1, Integer arg2) {
                       return new Integer(arg1.intValue() + arg2.intValue());
                   }
           };
          
           Currier<Integer, Integer, Integer> currier
               = new Currier<Integer, Integer, Integer>(add);
          
           Currier.CurriedFunctor<Integer, Integer> add5
               = currier.curry(new Integer(5));
          
           System.out.println(add5.evaluate(new Integer(2)));
       }
   }

>>69
I am the creator of the `forced indentation' meme, and it's supposed to go:
``One word, the forced indentation of code. Thread over.''
Lookup the original `Bad things about Python' thread if you don't believe.

Such a failure of epic proportions.