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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 14:16 ID:p+x7JQjk

Python fag: uses Python because he can't comprehend a language that is actually useful. Listens J-Pop and anime music.
C programmer: Older programmer that thinks there could never be anything better than C, even though C's standard library is woefully inadequate. Listens to classic heavy metal (Megadeth, Anthrax, Iron Maiden)
C++ programmer: Learned it in college and hasn't yet needed to change to anything else. Listens to classic rock (Rush, Jethro Tull)
Haskell fag: "I'm not gonna use those shitty mainstream languages, man! Those fucking sell-outs." Listens to shitty indie music and complains that no one understands them.
Java fag: Learned Java in college, can't learn anything more useful. Listens to ClearChannel radio.

Am I missing anything?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-23 14:49 ID:aMdtdcmb

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Lol because I'm a Python fag and I'm also a weeaboo. It's not true that I cannot comprehend another language though; I can do Lisp (this is my way to say I've read SICP), but that's what stereotypes are about.

There's the Unix C programmer, which is a bearded guy in his 50s that complaints about how different to traditional Unix Linux is, and is used to do things the old way with C. He even uses the standard library, to some success.

The Ruby fag, much like the Python fag, but perhaps an even greater weeaboo (think bento box, with programming) and a bit more web oriented.

The Perl hacker, a social outcast who uses pictograms and weird languages to represent everything, and rarely ever talks in English. He listens to experimental music and christian evangelist music.

The Java fag also hates his life but doesn't know better, and thinks he's a CS guy because he manages to write 25 lines of mangled code a day, reimplementing some business logic for a boring bank application because the old one sucked even more.

The Lisp fag, has read SICP and brags about it everywhere in all kinds of ways. He's somewhat like the Haskell fag, but more relaxed, and doesn't even know what other languages there are. When he hears of a good feature, he adds it to his personal Lisp.

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