Java is the ultimate proof that there can be no god. Because no matter of what aligment he would be he would never allow such a crime against everything as java to exist.
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Anonymous2007-05-22 12:38 ID:kJNKwSl8
OMG! NOW I REALIZE! JAVA IS THE WORD OF GOD!
YHVH, read "Yabeh", "Jeovah" or "Java". This is the ultimate proof that god exists but he's evil! In Old Testament, YHVH punished humanity in several cruel ways, and mocked them like "Ok now kill your son ... Lol, j/k!!! pwned n00b". In Old Testament 2.0, god punished humanity with a programming language.