round

Prelude> round 0.5
0
Prelude> round 1.5
2
Prelude> round 2.5
2
Prelude> round 3.5
4

WHAT THE FUCK

>Only enterprise languages have them as primitives.
fixed

FUCKING JEWS STEAL MAH MONIES


KILL ALL JEWS

>>39
My god, that must be from the Cobol era. Nowadays, you use long integers. If you're handling lawyers money, you use long longs (64 bit integers). Compilation is pretty fast. Sometimes you don't even compile code because it's interpreted.

>>42
Lawyers are the ones stealing your money every day. Just by existing, because they sit their asses in the congress and other places and waste your tax money complicating law and inventing all sorts of stupid shit such as liability for extraterrestrial attacks or imaginary property rights. Lawyers are the pest of this society, kill a lawyer, save a life.

Wanna buy volcano insurance?

>>44
Sure, how much?

>>43
YHBT

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