>>6
from your link:
* Real Programmers aren't afraid to use GOTOs.
* Real Programmers can write five page long DO loops without getting confused.
* Real Programmers like Arithmetic IF statements-- they make the code more interesting.
* Real Programmers write self-modifying code, especially if they can save 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a tight loop.
* Real Programmers don't need comments-- the code is obvious.
* Since Fortran doesn't have a structured IF, REPEAT ... UNTIL, or CASE statement, Real Programmers don't have to worry about not using them. Besides, they can be simulated when necessary using assigned GOTOs.
I say, this is fucking win and truth.
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Anonymous2007-05-12 16:23 ID:NZFXlmM7
HOLY SHIT MOAR WIN No, your Real Programmer uses OS/370. A good programmer can find and understand the description of the IJK305I error he just got in his JCL manual. A great programmer can write JCL without referring to the manual at all. A truly outstanding programmer can find bugs buried in a 6 megabyte core dump without using a hex calculator. (I have actually seen this done.)
>>6,8,9
lol man at first I was like what is that he's doing but then I saw it and I was like lol all the time because it's so funny when you do that and it always makes me smile because I know these things I try to do them myself but I'm not good at them or anything so like I'd rather watch other people do them because then it's just as funny even though I can't do it myself or anything like that lol
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