/prog/ - i want to stop being an expert

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:10 ID:JvzfG8Kx

Yeah so I've gotten a few computer science majors at various universities, up to lisp enlightenment. Because I know everything im an EXPERT PROGRAMMER. The most complicated program I've written so far stole my wife from me and shot my dog. I consider myself AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

Does anyone have any tips on how to forget everything I know? Like a large one-man project that will turn me into a dumbass? Whenever I got the book store and look at the programming sections everything was wrote by me. Everything is aimed at PEOPLE BELOW ME and I want to move on and forget this nonsense. My shoulders are getting tired from everyone standing on them.

protips?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:21 ID:zZJmbNpy

anything in Java

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:28 ID:jjHX8cXe

lurk moar
that'll fix it

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:29 ID:JvzfG8Kx

>>3
I lawled

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:37 ID:N6fag7n7

code games for a quick trip to lobotomyville

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:45 ID:kb6VxIn2

i've read sicp

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 23:00 ID:d9QK6HJ9

learn vb

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 4:09 ID:EVeaEAqc

>>7
Learn VB6

Went ahead and fixed that for you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 7:18 ID:dq5zHkfi

Learn Win32 API

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 7:35 ID:bgT1qPHG

in before wall of NULLs

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 16:05 ID:y91Gz56Z

PROGRAM A PROGRAM THAT PROGRAMS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 17:15 ID:xtdgGVbK

>>1
up to lisp enlightenment
IVE READ SICP ━━━( ﾟ∀ﾟ )━(∀ﾟ　)━(ﾟ　　)━(　　)━(　　ﾟ)━(　ﾟ∀)━( ﾟ∀ﾟ )━━━!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 22:02 ID:dWSdmQpr

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Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 22:17 ID:KVKTmw8e

>>13
arg #25 should be a spork

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 0:00 ID:oZUPbkWM

>>11

aka lisp

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 4:40 ID:0vEJEt0P

>>15

$ guile
guile> sum of all numbers from 1 to 100
ERROR: Unbound variable: sum
ABORT: (unbound-variable)
guile> ERROR: Unbound variable: of
ABORT: (unbound-variable)
guile> ERROR: Unbound variable: all
ABORT: (unbound-variable)
guile> ERROR: Unbound variable: numbers
ABORT: (unbound-variable)
guile> ERROR: Unbound variable: from
ABORT: (unbound-variable)
guile> 1
guile> ERROR: Unbound variable: to
ABORT: (unbound-variable)
guile> 100

lisp isn't a program that programs

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 4:43 ID:Heaven

>>7
i guess steve jobs hasn't either. seriously, those tiny resolutions on apple's laptops are shit for serious graphics work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 7:26 ID:Heaven

>>17
Way to post in the wrong thread, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:00

MODERATORS!MODERATORS!MODERATORS!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:47

The place was deserted except for me AND ANYONE ELSE have any ideas for other small tasks that make it into a flurry of glowing parentheses I just wanna do it in about one second MD5 has been broken what.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:46

Null NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL NULL 0 sizeof LPCSTRREFSZHANDLE.

Name: Sgt.Kabu䶸䱯kiman땉 2012-05-29 1:39

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

i want to stop being an expert

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:10 ID:JvzfG8Kx

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:21 ID:zZJmbNpy

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:28 ID:jjHX8cXe

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:29 ID:JvzfG8Kx

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:37 ID:N6fag7n7

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 22:45 ID:kb6VxIn2

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 23:00 ID:d9QK6HJ9

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 4:09 ID:EVeaEAqc

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 7:18 ID:dq5zHkfi

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 7:35 ID:bgT1qPHG

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 16:05 ID:y91Gz56Z

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 17:15 ID:xtdgGVbK

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 22:02 ID:dWSdmQpr

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 22:17 ID:KVKTmw8e

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 0:00 ID:oZUPbkWM

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 4:40 ID:0vEJEt0P

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 4:43 ID:Heaven

18 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 7:26 ID:Heaven

19 Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:00

20 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:47

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:46

23 Name: Sgt.Kabu䶸䱯kiman땉 2012-05-29 1:39