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OKAY FOLKS AS PART OF THE REGULAR FARTS ROUNDTABLE WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A DEBATE BETWEEN THE MERITS OF PERL AND PYTHON
TAKING THE SIDE OF PERL ADVOCACY IS JOHN Q. FUCKFACE (THE HOLLOW
HEART ON TOP) AND THE VIEWPOINT OF THE PYTHON COMMUNITY WILL BE
CHAMPIONED BY JOHNATHAN X. NUMBFUCK (THE BOTTOM SOLID HEART)
EACH PROPONENT WILL HAVE A TWO MINUTE INTRODUCTION FOLLOWED BY
A SERIES OF QUESTIONS SUBMITTED FROM A PANEL IN WHICH EACH WILL
BE ALLOWED FIVE MINUTES TO ANSWER THE QUESTION PLUS AN OPTIONAL
TWO MINUTE REBUTTAL IF THEY SO WISH AND QUESTIONING WILL ALTERNATE
BETWEEN EITHER ADVOCATE FINALLY THERE WILL BE A WRAPPING UP PHASE
FOR TEN MINUTES EACH
WE WILL NOW BEGIN WITH THE OPENING STATEMENTS
I'M A PEDOPHILE
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_.._ I LIKE SOFTWARE THAT'S
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FOLKS I'D LIKE TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE GPL AND
OH GOD HORRIBLE DIARRHEA
()()()()()()()() I'M A GUNTELLA PIONEER !!!!
()()()()()()()()(( I'M A DE FACTO SPOKESPERSON FOR
/ )()(( THE P2P INDUSTRY !!!!!
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( _|__\ (_ \ OH MY GOD IT'S NOT SCALABLE OH
) @/ )| JESUS WHAT WILL I DO
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THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE
THREAD OVER
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