Its that time again (suggest a language)

What's the best language for a complete beginner to pick up and learn?

I'm able to read through sources in various languages and understand whats happening on a fundamental level.

I want to learn a language over the next 3~5 months and i cant make any informed desicions on which.

Suggest the language best suited to an entry level programmer.

IN BEFORE SHITSTORM

What's the best language for a complete beginner to pick up and learn?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE FUCKING NUBS THAT 'GO WITH C++ AND DOWNLOAD QT' SO THEY CAN START MAKING GUI PROGRAMS, AND WELL WHO KNOWS MAYBE THE NEXT WoW.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST