Its that time again (suggest a language)

What's the best language for a complete beginner to pick up and learn?

I'm able to read through sources in various languages and understand whats happening on a fundamental level.

I want to learn a language over the next 3~5 months and i cant make any informed desicions on which.

Suggest the language best suited to an entry level programmer.

IN BEFORE SHITSTORM

>>84
And haskell fanboys are outright scary, they prophetize about the superior truth but you've never seen any proof of haskell actually doing anything useful.

It's like religious people.

and >>86
uuh, what's your point really? how do you copy arrays in haskell that's oh so bloody much more efficient/easier?