Its that time again (suggest a language)

What's the best language for a complete beginner to pick up and learn?

I'm able to read through sources in various languages and understand whats happening on a fundamental level.

I want to learn a language over the next 3~5 months and i cant make any informed desicions on which.

Suggest the language best suited to an entry level programmer.

IN BEFORE SHITSTORM

>>66
If ruby were a car you'd have 2 components, Steering wheel and throttle. Your speed would be fixed to SLOW
Fixed

>>67
Data types are anal. QUACK QUACK. Can you "close" this "window"? Ok, then I don't fucking care if it's a window or it's my sister's vagina, I can call close. That's how things should be done. Also, variables shouldn't need type or declaration.

>>69
Types aren't a bug nor a feature; they are the lack of a feature.

>>72
"DESU" is a string, it can't be sinned, no quack possible, thus it raises an undefined property exception.

>>73
Wins thread. Threads can be won, so I call thread.win(73).