Its that time again (suggest a language)

What's the best language for a complete beginner to pick up and learn?

I'm able to read through sources in various languages and understand whats happening on a fundamental level.

I want to learn a language over the next 3~5 months and i cant make any informed desicions on which.

Suggest the language best suited to an entry level programmer.

IN BEFORE SHITSTORM

>>35

Really? According to TIOBE, Haskell is the 38th most popular language. It is preceded by useful languages like Ada, COBOL and Fortran.. Guess it still beats brainfuck though.