Its that time again (suggest a language)

What's the best language for a complete beginner to pick up and learn?

I'm able to read through sources in various languages and understand whats happening on a fundamental level.

I want to learn a language over the next 3~5 months and i cant make any informed desicions on which.

Suggest the language best suited to an entry level programmer.

IN BEFORE SHITSTORM

>>110
lol yes

Show me an implementation of a heterogeneous list in a statically-typed language that's as short as almost any dynamically-typed language. x = [1, "z", [3.141]] is pretty hard to beat.

Or what about message and dynamic dispatch or polymorphism? Sure takes less code than interfaces or class hierarchies, wouldn't you say?