Java vs. brainfuck vs. Python.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_%28programming_language%29

Now that we're all up to speed, discuss the pros and cons of each language, as well as which you believe to be the superior language.

python takes away all your power because it's sad excuse for functional programming is not supported  by Guido van faggot Russo or whatever the fuck and it is dog slow.