Java vs. brainfuck vs. Python.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Python_%28programming_language%29

Now that we're all up to speed, discuss the pros and cons of each language, as well as which you believe to be the superior language.

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GTFO. How can you say Java lets you emulate functional programming? It lets you do object-oriented. You obviously have no idea what functional programming is. Python, on the other hand, is multi-paradigm, and lets you try your hand at functional programming.