cpp.add()

Don't complain, it DOES return something; just because your compiler is dumb isn't my fault.
   
int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
    int bleh;
   
    if ((bleh = (argc & 1))) {
        fprintf(stdout, "%s\n", argv[--bleh]);
    }
   
    __asm { xor eax, eax; }
}

>>11
xor is still faster