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training frustrations

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-10 12:36 ID:aK12bTAD

I had to show my apprentice today how to use the modulus operator, as he just didn't get it.

But before that I had to explain how to divide integers leaving a quotient and remainder. He didn't get that either.

"Ok, so tell me the remainder of one divided by two..."
(several seconds pause)
"That's a bit hard."

I ended up drawing diagrams and using coins to explain how to do division. Just what are they teaching them these days??

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 14:03

>>1
Obvious troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 14:05

Today, I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 15:51

>>41
Obvious toll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 4:30

>>3
i loled really really fucking hard

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 4:48

>>43
FAILED ATTEMPT baka neko >;(

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 5:12

>>2
Successful attempt at making <=> a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 5:15

Please stop bamping old thrwads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 6:39

Bampu pantsu!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 8:11

>>46
And I wasn't even trying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 8:16

>>49
That's how the best memes are made.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 8:18

>>50
Like beet troll, beet toll, Simon Peyote-Joints, suave lisp space toad and artist-mode. I would know, because I invented all of these.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 8:24

>>51
Enjoy your forced memes.  Of course, no memes fail in /prog/, so they are still used.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 19:09

>>1
stop blaming your student when it's you that can't teach.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 19:16

>>16
<=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=>
<=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=>
<=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=>
<=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=>
.:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..:.


Here. Space Invaders.

Name: Haskell Curry 2008-03-14 19:46

>>5
>>11
Try: let (<=>) :: (Num a) => a -> a -> Bool; _ <=> _ = True.
Firstly, you need a type signature to restrict the arguments to numeric types (it doesn't make sense to <=> strings!).
Secondly, if you declare it infix, don't use the prefix notation (<=>).
Good luck learning Haskell!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 20:15

Main> (0/0) <=> (0/0)
True
Main> (\ x y -> (x == y) || (x > y) || (x < y)) (0/0) (0/0)
False

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 21:42

>>56
Sorry.
prop_edgeCase_nan = let nan = 0 / 0 in (nan <=> nan) == False
prop_lessThanOrEqualToOrGreaterThan x y = (x <=> y) == ((x == y) || (x > y) || (x < y))

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 7:19

And so >>57 imitates Simon Peyote Joints

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 7:30

>>58
Enjoying that meme you just blatently used without my express permission?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 7:46

>>59
Please stop stealing my memes. Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 7:47

Microsoft Visual Haskell.NET Express.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:15

OP is British?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 15:02

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/467/sbrevbar6ja.gif

I rage when I see people misuse lambda.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:44

>>63
That's what she said.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:45

>>63
STELM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:49

>>65
STElM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 1:21

>>63
M-BUSTER

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 5:55

>>67
That looks like an EMACS joke. Is that an EMACS joke? Please tell me, I am a vimmer myself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 9:06

>>62
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 9:37

>>68
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 10:17

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 21:53

OP here. Inventor of "<=>" was eventually fired for hacking into the company owner's emails. Actually that's not quite true. He was fired for then complaining to the owner after he found a bunch of emails in there quite rightly discussing how terminally stupid at everything he is.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 22:39

>>72
Seems like a perfect way for it to end.
Also kudos on getting us updated four years later.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-12 22:43

OP delivers!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 2:50

<=> is false if any of the operands is NaN!

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 2:59

>>1
try teaching him how to make a radix 4 division unit in hardware. As a bonus, extend it to support decimal64 floating point numbers

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 14:58

d d d d dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-13 15:10

>>40
Sans Sheriff fonts are the favorite of outlaws in the Wild West.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-19 15:45

>>75
True, but one would use an isNaN() function for that, not a spaceshop.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-21 16:04

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