/prog/ - Java Homework

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 13:17 ID:HpLdMw06

Ok /prog/, this is very simple.

You're going to do my programming homework. Because want you to.

This is very simple... Work + No Spare Time = No Homework Done

So here's the deal: I supply to you my Java Homeworks and you'll do it.
If you're unable to do it, feel free to post whatever you like.
If you're a fucking coding god, you will post your ultimate solution, and face the criticism from other coding gods, including moot.

Cruel Leonidas demanded that you stand. I require only that you kneel.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 10:10 ID:l4kB/YDN

>>40
Close, but I need it in Java 1.0

Thanks in advance!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 10:24 ID:Heaven

>>40
Wow, that sucked.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 13:13 ID:vvxwPClh

>>40

Fucking fail!

I'm just saying this because I can't read what the fuck you just did.
This is more illegible than my children's "essays"...

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 13:22 ID:Jd8hd+qd

>>40
You use too much whitespace. You can eliminate all whitespace after the control keywords to save space. Also, I recommend dropping all indentation. You remember Java doesn't have forced indentation, thread over?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 14:13 ID:vvxwPClh

>>40

It doesn't respect the requests.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 14:17 ID:Jd8hd+qd

>>45
No one does! NO ONE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 5:27 ID:h+JL7/nV

>>45
It's not fun if you do

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 10:52 ID:d3aWDEt+

>>40

I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER, AND THIS IS A FINE SOLUTION.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 12:42 ID:Us5SDvzA

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN BATTLE, I WOULDNT DINE IN HELL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSIAN WHO KILLED U!

    ======================[ >

    WE TRUE SPARTANS
    WE FIGHT TOGETHER
    WE DINE TOGETHER

    send this SPEAR to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get to 300, then you're A TRUE SPARTAN!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 17:46 ID:fPKYZPA2

Oh and I forgot to mention that it has to be recursive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 17:51 ID:sQab9Y/f

>>50
Very well. The Haskell version is recursive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 19:51 ID:fPKYZPA2

>>51
Okay thank you. Now how do I run Haskell programs in Java?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 20:00 ID:sQab9Y/f

>>52
Write a JVM bytecode compiler for Haskell.

Name: sage 2007-04-13 17:31 ID:Heaven

>>53
>>52
http://www.cs.rit.edu/~bja8464/lambdavm/

LambdaVM - The Haskell to Java Translator

Tell us how to install this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 18:13

>>3
SCHWEIG STILL SCHWEINHUND

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:13

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 10:16

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Sgt.Kabu埃ᘪkiman煏맡 2012-05-29 0:05

Bringing /prog/ back to its people
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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1 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 13:17 ID:HpLdMw06

41 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 10:10 ID:l4kB/YDN

42 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 10:24 ID:Heaven

43 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 13:13 ID:vvxwPClh

44 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 13:22 ID:Jd8hd+qd

45 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 14:13 ID:vvxwPClh

46 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 14:17 ID:Jd8hd+qd

47 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 5:27 ID:h+JL7/nV

48 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 10:52 ID:d3aWDEt+

49 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 12:42 ID:Us5SDvzA

50 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 17:46 ID:fPKYZPA2

51 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 17:51 ID:sQab9Y/f

52 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 19:51 ID:fPKYZPA2

53 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 20:00 ID:sQab9Y/f

54 Name: sage 2007-04-13 17:31 ID:Heaven

55 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-19 18:13

56 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 0:13

57 Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 10:16

58 Name: Sgt.Kabu埃ᘪkiman煏맡 2012-05-29 0:05