Dear C/C++ asshole who stole my assembly language:
I hope you die. You had to stand there while I learned my mnemonics and built my own data abstractions by hand because I'd bought good hardware---even cheap development tools are good when you buy fresh spices to go with it. I"m sure you think that you're somehow entitled to steal anything you can find because somehow you've been wronged. But consider this: this is who I am. You have just deprived me of one of my two methods of creating ultra-efficient programs, and my only method of writing a first-stage bootloader. I can feel the blackness sweeping in on me, a depression that a year of war somehow doesn't equal. In war people want to kill you. Evdiently your fellow citizens just want to screw you. I wonder if I were a young guy with muscles, a high-and-tight haircut, and the obvious look of a veteran if you'd have stolen their language.
I hope you die. I have no way of optimizing my code now, or of hacking my programs. That's what you did to me. That language represented 1/7th of life reading asm manuals and was a necessity. I had it exactly one month. You'll probably pop linker and compiler and use it to boast to all your shitty friends about how fast your program is. I paid for that language, and I hope karma tears you to shreds.
If anybody offers sympathy, I will scream. I want revenge. I want trial by combat. Oh, and by the way, Cub Foods? Tahnks for being so not helpful. There are assholes who steal, and then there are assholes who just shouldn't work with the public. Thanks bunches. I'll take it to corporate if I have to. I hate you.