THE MOST BESTEST PROG L. TO RULE THEM ALL

http://shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/

just TRY to discuss.

APL, thread over.

>>2 i wrote an Operating System in APL just by using my mouse
discuss

>>1

One word.  The forced indentation of prose.  Thread over.

>>1
I lol'd

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.



                   Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.

                   Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]

Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!

You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!

You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.

Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                   Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]

Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!

[Exit Juliet]

                   Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]

Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!

Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!

[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]



                   Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.

                   Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]

Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!

Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!

[Exit Romeo]

                   Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]

Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!

Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!

[Exeunt]

I am underwhelmed.

I CAN SEE PATTERNS,
I CAN SEE PATTERNS IN THE CODE

If you see patterns something's wrong. No patterns in good code. If something is a "design pattern", then it should become a function or class closure.

>>9
java faggots call code repition design patterns

>>10
No, a design pattern should be used when repetition is detected to refactor the repetition away.

No, a design pattern can sometimes be used when repetition is detected to refactor the repetition away.
fix'd

>>12
True :)

>>10
Java faggots call copypasta design patterns.

>>11
A design pattern is copypasta. It's done when one or two of the following happen:
1. You are a lousy programmer
2. You are using a lousy programming language

If you are working on a real language, your "design patterns" are actually closures or macros.

>>14
Oh noes, you said the M-word!

text property indentation. possible values: none, random, auto, forced.
none means the browser should display the text on a single line with all unnecessary whitespace stripped. random means the browser should do something random with the text. auto means the browser should attempt to format the text as reasonably formatted code (using heuristics to identify the language). forced means the browser should stop parsing the stylesheet immediately and insult the user (and possibly also his mother).

>>16 was supposed to go in the shitty css thread. opera mini fails it, and i'm too lazy to type all that on my phone again.

LISP

I WANT TO SUCK OFF GAMMA ET AL ALL DAY

Lain.

1. Are you a girl?
Y - 5        N - 2

2. Do you like having your anus haxxed?
Y - 3         N - 4

3. LISP

4. There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?
Y - 6        N - 9

5. NONE

6. If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?
Y - 8        N - 7

7. SESHARP

8. JAVA,  ENTERPRISE EDITION

9. icelandic
Y - 10        N - 12

10. "GRUNNER"

11.

12. Did your dog die?
Y - 11        N - 13

13. You come to a fork in the road.  A man tells you to go left.  Do you do it?
Y - 17        N - 14

14. Are you FrozenVoid
Y - 16        N - 15

15. Does
    This
        Happen
    To
    Arouse
        You
            In
    Any
        Way?
Y - 18        N - 19

16. JAVASCRIPT

17. SHEEPLES

18. PYTHON

19. C

1. Are you a girl?
Y - 5        N - 2

2. Do you like having your anus haxxed?
Y - 3         N - 4

3. LISP

4. There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?
Y - 6        N - 9

5. NONE

6. If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?
Y - 8        N - 7

7. SESHARP

8. JAVA,  ENTERPRISE EDITION

9. Ert þú tala íslenska?
Y - 10        N - 12

10. Fjölnir - "GRUNNER"

11. HASKALL

12. Did your dog die?
Y - 11        N - 13

13. You come to a fork in the road.  A man tells you to go left.  Do you do it?
Y - 17        N - 14

14. Are you FrozenVoid
Y - 16        N - 15

15. Does
    This
        Happen
    To
    Arouse
        You
            In
    Any
        Way?
Y - 18        N - 19

16. JAVASCRIPT

17. SHEEPLES

18. PYTHON

19. C