One word. Regular expressions. Mind blank.

http://perl.abigail.be/Talks/Sudoku/HTML/example-2.html

one word, computer generated REGEX, so what.

That was absolutely awesome. By the way, are Perl-compatible regular expressions Turing-complete? (Without using (?{Perl code}) of course.)

>>3
Yes they are. They shouldn't be, since regular expressions are supposed to describe regular languages by definition. Yet another perlish insanity.

>>4
moron, you dont know what turing complete is, and you dont know that regex isnt it.

regexes are NP-complete ;)

>>5
You fail at reading comprehension. I clearly said that formal regular expressions are not turing complete, but PCRE are because Larry Wall is a flid.

XSLT is Turing-complete, too.

Something snapped inside me as she smiled and laughed lightly at the tease.

I grabbed hold of her roughly and forced her down onto the living room floor. She started to scream but I punched her across the face, hard.

As she lay there sobbing I began to rip her clothes off like a crazed old tramp rustling for that last bottle of gin in a bin full of newspapers.

Soon, I had her naked.

"Stop, please stop..." Lena begged me, but I wasn't interested in talking.

I whipped my penis out and stood above her, masturbating furiously.

"This is what you get for messing with the Prince of Bel-Air, bitch." I screamed as the jizz shot out of my dick and made pretty patterns on her skin.

Then she died of a heart attack. I ran out of the house in a panic.

Later on I came back to the house with a can of gasoline and some matches, and burned it to the ground. They never found her body.

I still go to the church, and the guilt eats me up inside, every day.

LISP