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SELECT IS CRUSE CONTROL FOR SQL

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 10:04 ID:/F3Jkovl

SELECT AVG(length) FROM penii WHERE race="negroid";

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 14:11 ID:3hRXv1Jn

50?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 16:15 ID:Heaven

it's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 12:45 ID:4WGTtZwi

>>1
SELECT race, AVG(length) AS peen FROM penii GROUP BY race ORDER BY peen DESC

First row, second column reads "white". True story.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 20:46 ID:p8da6PyN

>>4
second column is peen you SQL wannabee!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 4:20 ID:vDpNoCjY

FUCK YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 5:10 ID:6gJ43Lj0

SELECT "FUCK YOU"

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 5:17 ID:xoBz8PXI

SELECT "FUCK YOU" FROM DUAL

how do i oracle'd?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-22 7:50 ID:H09nrKio

>>5
One word: the I failed when I edited the first line before posting and forgot to edit the second line. Me over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 14:29

Its useless

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 6:33

lying here. around... listed here.  w-would

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 10:09

I want everything!

SELECT * FROM *;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 10:32

( ≖‿≖) (≖ - ≖  );;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 15:52

>>14
!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-08 16:05

>>13
Not optimized for InnoDB

Name: Prog7 2009-12-09 0:28

SET SERVEROUTPUT ON
DECLARE
anudepth anuses.depth%TYPE;
anusize anuses.size%TYPE;
anuwidth anuses.width%TYPE;
dicklen dicks.lenght%TYPE;
dickwid dicks.width%TYPE;
dickwei dicks.weight%TYPE;
dickheadwid dicks.headwidth%TYPE;
CURSOR anus_cursor IS
SELECT size, width FROM anuses
WHERE depth < 6
ORDER BY depth;
CURSOR dick_cursor(anudepth NUMBER) IS
SELECT lenght, width, weight, headwidth FROM dicks
WHERE lenght > 20 AND depth = anudepth;
BEGIN
OPEN anus_cursor;
LOOP
FETCH anus_cursor INTO anudepth, anuwidth;
EXIT WHEN anus_cursor%NOTFOUND;
DBMS_OUTPUT.PUT_LINE( anudepth || ' is the depth of your ' || anuwidth || '-width anus!');
IF dick_cursor%ISOPEN THEN CLOSE dick_cursor; END IF;
OPEN dick_cursor(anudepth); LOOP
FETCH dick_cursor INTO dicklen, dickwid, dickwei, dickheadwid;
EXIT WHEN dick_cursor%NOTFOUND;
DBMS_OUTPUT.PUT_LINE( 'So I heard your dick is ' ||dicklen || ' long, ' || dickwid || ' thick, ' || dickwei || ' heavy, and your fucking dickhead is ' || dickheadwid || ' thick.' );
END LOOP;
CLOSE dick_cursor;
END LOOP;
CLOSE anus_cursor;
DBMS.OUTPUT_PUT.LINE( 'I can here from here how the girl is FUCKING going to cry...' )
END;
/

--SHOW ME BETTER.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 9:32

SELECT MY ANUS;

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-09 9:36

>>13
I will INJECT YOUR ANUS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-12 7:16

>>1
penes *

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-12 7:53

>>17
code tags.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-12 16:36

>>22
code tags will not make PL/SQL any more palatable.

And stop copying this shit to DQN.
I go there to get away from the stupidity on this board.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 16:17

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:44

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-23 23:43

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Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 0:20

>>26
I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 11:36

GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 11:36

GC is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-24 15:47

>>1,4
Implying the plural of penis is penii.

Name: Sgt.Kabuો⭛kiman蜪照 2012-05-28 23:42

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