/prog/ - C++ — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 10:41 ID:EwygMqbA



                # define      b00l bool

                # define      d4mn catch

                # define     c1455 class

                # define    d31337 delete

                # define  expl1c17 explicit

                # define     n0p3z false

                # define      m473 friend

                # define    inl1n3 inline

                # define  m3w74b13 mutable

                # define       n3w new

                # define   pr1v473 private

                # define pr073c73d protected

                # define    pub1ic public

                # define  t3mp1473 template

                # define      th1z this

                # define     thr0w throw

                # define    trud47 true

                # define    m3bb3h try

                # define  typ3n4m3 typename

                # define     u51ng using

                # define   v1r7u41 virtual



            And even then, C++ would not be l33t.

discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 10:59 ID:NZTfch4F

“There are just two kinds of languages: the ones everybody complains about and the ones nobody uses.”
- Bjarne Stroustrup

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 11:13 ID:ZIceBO03

has anyone in the history of the universe used say.. K?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 11:58 ID:LzPbTKo9

I recommend:

#define wtf_is switch

#define whatever default

#define pray try

#define damn catch

#define shit throw

#define fuck delete

#define anal explicit

#define here inline

#define mutant mutable

#define paranoid private

#define pubic public

#define fuckup template

#define dis this

#define truth true

#define no_u false

#define VR virtual

#define clumsy const

#define legazy char

#define char wchar_t

#define byte unsigned char

#define longcat long

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 12:04 ID:7doheJoR

>>4
I like this idea! Not too useful for code to be shared, but a damn good way to put some comedy in code by-and-for oneself!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 14:19 ID:EwygMqbA

#define ninethousand 9000/0;
#define over =
#define longcat long
longcat is over ninethousand

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-14 0:00 ID:0DaPSvR6

I reccomend

#define 0 1
#define false true
#define = <(^-^)>

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-16 3:46

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:53

<-- check em dubz

Name: Sgt.Kabu㸑⃈kiman슻垙 2012-05-28 23:11

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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1 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 10:41 ID:EwygMqbA

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 10:59 ID:NZTfch4F

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 11:13 ID:ZIceBO03

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 11:58 ID:LzPbTKo9

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 12:04 ID:7doheJoR

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-12 14:19 ID:EwygMqbA

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-03-14 0:00 ID:0DaPSvR6

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-16 3:46

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:35

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 19:53

12 Name: Sgt.Kabu㸑⃈kiman슻垙 2012-05-28 23:11