Am I doin it rite?


#!/usr/local/bin/python
inc=0
length=int(raw_input("How long is looooooongcat?\n"))
print "    ^_____^            \n"
print "   /       \           \n"
print "  |  #    # |          \n"
print "  \     @   |          \n"
print "   \   _|_ /           \n"
print "   /       \________   \n"
print "  / ________  ___   \  \n"
print "  | ________   \ \__/  \n"
print "   |        \__/       \n"
while inc<length:
    print "    |        |        \n"
    inc=inc+1
print "   /          \        \n"
print "  /   ______   \       \n"
print "  |  /      \  |       \n"
print "  | |        | |       \n"
print " /  |        |  \      \n"
print " \__/        \__/      \n"

#!/usr/local/bin/python
length=int(raw_input("How long is looooooongcat?\n"))
print "    ^_____^            \n"
print "   /       \           \n"
print "  |  #    # |          \n"
print "  \     @   |          \n"
print "   \   _|_ /           \n"
print "   /       \________   \n"
print "  / ________  ___   \  \n"
print "  | ________   \ \__/  \n"
print "   |        \__/       \n"
print "    |        |         \n" * length
print "   /          \        \n"
print "  /   ______   \       \n"
print "  |  /      \  |       \n"
print "  | |        | |       \n"
print " /  |        |  \      \n"
print " \__/        \__/      \n"

>>2
I am such a noob

>>1
as long as you're doing it in Python, you're made of pure fail. "Use the right tool..."

That looks more like a dog than a cat.

One word. Forced indentation of code. Thread over.

>>4
?


#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

main(void)
{

int x;
int y=0;

cout << "How long is looooooongcat?" << endl;
cin >> x;

cout << "    ^_____^            \n";
cout << "   /       \           \n";
cout << "  |  #    # |          \n";
cout << "  \     @   |          \n";
cout << "   \   _|_ /           \n";
cout << "   /       \________   \n";
cout << "  / ________  ___   \  \n";
cout << "  | ________   \ \__/  \n";
cout << "   |        \__/       \n";
while (x > y)
{
cout << "    |        |        \n";
y++
}
inc=inc+1
cout << "   /          \        \n";
cout << "  /   ______   \       \n";
cout << "  |  /      \  |       \n";
cout << "  | |        | |       \n";
cout << " /  |        |  \      \n";
cout << " \__/        \__/      \n";

return 0;

}

>>7
FREEBASOC OR GTFO

Shittest cat ever

Dim Cat As Long

Dim Spongebob as Float

>>8
Did you mean: FREEBASIC

Dim Universe as String[]

Dim Baby As New Born

>>15
NEEDS MORE IF GOTO

>>17
LINKING TO THE FUTURE!!!!!

>>16
BEHOLD THE FAGGOTS OF TIMES PAST!

>>16
A LINK TO THE FUTURE AM I RITE

One word. The forced intendentation of code.

>>19
Thread over!

>>20 += "!!!!!!111111111one111111one11111111";

>>1
>>2
>>7

I for one think you did a great job, and I like humorous programs.
So it's your choice between four free internets or two units of 'drug'!

YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, THIS HAS BEEN REPOSTED ON /b/.
(YEAH PROG IN MY /b/ THATS RITE)
ANYWAYS IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT, IT'S OK POSTING SHIT ON /b/ BUT IT'S NOT OK ON /prog/ SO GTFO AND LEARN SOME PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE FOR REAL MEN. (like Haskell)

//Longcat for Visual Studio 2005 C++
#include <iostream>   //Includes input/output library
using namespace std;  //Removes need for std:: all the time

int longcat = 0;      //User input length of Longcat

int main()  //Main Function - required
{

cout << "How long is Looooooooongcat!?"  //Message output to user
cin >> longcat;  //User input

//Longcat image displayed on screen - cuter than before
//Head
cout << "    ^_____^            \n";
cout << "   /       \           \n";
cout << "  |  @    @ |          \n";
cout << "  \     v   |          \n";
cout << "   \   _|_ /           \n";
cout << "   /       \________   \n";
cout << "  / ________  ___   \  \n";
cout << "  | ________   \ \__/  \n";
cout << "   |        \__/       \n";

//Mid-section
for( int c = 0 ; c <= longcat ; c++)  //For loop - will output the mid-section of Longcat for as many units as stated by the user
{
cout << "    |        |         \n";  //Midsection to be output
} //End For Loop

//Legs
cout << "   /          \        \n";
cout << "  /   ______   \       \n";
cout << "  |  /      \  |       \n";
cout << "  | |        | |       \n";
cout << " /  |        |  \      \n";
cout << " \__/        \__/      \n";

//Post "Press any key to continue . . ."
system("PAUSE");  //Prevents program from closing as soon as everything has been output

return 0;  //Exits program
} //Close int main()

Commenting code is for fags.

>>24
Fail for:
- Global variable
- Useless comment clutter
- C++
- "Visual Studio 2005" C++
- system("PAUSE");

Fixed! Now with NO errors OR Warnings :D and in the Longcat colours too! maybe if /r/ I'll make the cat white and the back black, but not atm

//Longcat for Visual Studio 2005 C++
#include <iostream>   //Includes input/output library
using namespace std;  //Removes need for std:: all the time

int main()  //Main Function - required
{
    system("COLOR F8");        //Changes background colour to white and text colour to gray
    int longcat = 0;        //User input length of Longcat
    cout << "How long is Looooooooongcat!?";  //Message output to user
    cin >> longcat;            //User input

    //Longcat image displayed on screen - cuter than before

    //Head
    cout << "    ^_____^            \n";
    cout << "   /       \\           \n";
    cout << "  |  @    @ |          \n";
    cout << "  \\     v   |          \n";
    cout << "   \\   _|_ /           \n";
    cout << "   /       \\________   \n";
    cout << "  / ________  ___   \\  \n";
    cout << "  | ________   \\ \\__/  \n";
    cout << "   \\        \\__/       \n";

    //Mid-section
    for( int c = 0 ; c <= longcat ; c++)        //For loop - will output the mid-section of Longcat for as many units as stated by the user
    {
        cout << "    |        |         \n";    //Midsection to be output
    }//End For Loop

    //Legs
    cout << "   /          \\        \n";
    cout << "  /   ______   \\       \n";
    cout << "  |  /      \\  |       \n";
    cout << "  | |        | |       \n";
    cout << " /  |        |  \\      \n";
    cout << " \\__/        \\__/      \n\n";

    cout << "Longcat is... LOOOOOONG\n";

    //Post "Press any key to continue . . ."
    system("PAUSE");    //Prevents program from closing as soon as everything has been output

    return 0;    //Exits program
} //Close int main()


Enjoy!

Pure Ansi C is the true meaning of life.



#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  int counter;
  int size;
  printf("How long is looooongcat ? ");
  scanf("%i",&size);
  printf("\n    ^_____^            \n");
  printf("   /       \\           \n");
  printf("  |  #    # |          \n");
  printf("  \\     @   |          \n");
  printf("   \\   _|_ /           \n");
  printf("   /       \\________   \n");
  printf("  / ________  ___   \\  \n");
  printf("  | ________   \\ \\__/  \n");
  printf("   |        \\__/       \n");

  for(counter=0;counter<size;counter++)
  {
    printf("    |        |        \n");
  }

  printf("   /          \\        \n");
  printf("  /   ______   \\       \n");
  printf("  |  /      \\  |       \n");
  printf("  | |        | |       \n");
  printf(" /  |        |  \\      \n");
  printf(" \\__/        \\__/      \n");

return 0;
}

>>27

Code not portable, useless comments, C++ sucks.

if you are NOT using WINDOWS... go fuck yourself Windows or you're a furfag, honestly, c'mon srsly guys

...Jesus was an extraterrestrial.

>>25
Fuck you

>>26
Suck my cock - i wrote it in the chat box with no compiler, read the Fixed one fuckhead

>>28
-fail for absence of arguments in main
-fail for using printf just to display strings (puts is here for this task, moron)
-fail for your naive use of scanf (enter whatever the fuck instead of what it is waiting for and see your program fails endlessly)
-fail at life, kill yourself

>>33

arguments in main are optional, dickhead.
Using printf for strings is a way to do it, just like puts does.

As for scanf, who gives a shit, if you're stupid enough to not understand when to enter a number...

some real constructive comments guys

>>34
The user is not necessarily a human being. Scripts need longcats too.

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>>34
"arguments in main are optional, dickhead."
Yes, in old crap C and for lazy coders.

"As for scanf, who gives a shit, if you're stupid enough to not understand when to enter a number..."
Since your program doesn't tell the user what the fuck he has to enter, you are the only dumbass here.

"Since your program doesn't tell the user what the fuck he has to enter, you are the only dumbass here."

Well the user is a 4chaner, so he actually knows what the code is about.

"Yes, in old crap C and for lazy coders."

A coder IS lazy. And old C is the best.

Oh, and I forgot this one :
"Using printf for strings is a way to do it, just like puts does."
You didn't get my point. Of course it is and it's not "that" bad, but using printf just to display constant strings is like using a machine gun to kill a mosquito. puts is one of these functions in the C standard library that aren't yet bloated as death and shitty, so let's using it.