4chan memes the /prog/ way

First: No, I don't give a shit what you think.

if(!TITS){
GTFO();
}

>>66
Fuck you.  I can write simple code to do anything.  Check this out, this program runs Windows XP and it is very simple.

#include fake-boot-screen.h
#include bsod.h

int main() {
doBootScreen();
doBSOD(0x0000000A, 0x12345678, 0x12345678, 0x12345678, 0x12345678);
for(;;);
return -1;
}