C what is love

#include <stdio.h>

#define what main
#define is (int argc,
#define love char **argv){
#define baby printf(
#define dont "%s"
#define hurt , "what is love?\n"
#define me );
#define no return
#define more 0;}

what is love
baby dont hurt me
no more

>>1
fail because the lyrics go

what is love
baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more