GOTO

My C++ professor stated that it is taboo if you use the GOTO statement in code. Tell me /prog/, is GOTO as bad as he says? What's your opinion on it?

Also, lol switch. Anyone who argues that gotos should be banned must also argue that switches, breaks, and continues must be banned or I will start writing code like this:

switch (your_mom) {
    case HOME_ALONE:
        while (is_horny(your_mom))
    case TEMPORARLY_BORED:
            masturbate(your_mom);
       
        if (is_satisfied(your_mom))
            have_sex_with_husband = 0;
        else
    case HUSBAND_HOME:
        {
            put_on_panties(your_mom, PINK | STRIPED);
            have_sex_with_husband = 1;
        }
}

Props for anyone who can figure out the subtle differences between the HOME_ALONE and TEMPORARLY_BORED cases without compiling it.